she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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