Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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