I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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