she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
