Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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