butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My feet surprised me
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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