I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
