I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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