My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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