We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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