doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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