He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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