My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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