I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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