Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
My Higher Power is John Stamos
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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