If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
