I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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