I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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