I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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