after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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