Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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