South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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