The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
