So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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