I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My dick has a subreddit
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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