i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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