Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Randomize