Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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