Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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