maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Damn victory sex feels great
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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