This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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