I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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