So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Randomize
