Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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