the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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