no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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