your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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