The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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