well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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