I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I AM VODKA MAN
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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