Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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