after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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