shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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