Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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