I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
