I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I want her autograph on my taint
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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