SEEEEXXX PLEASE
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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