I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
