just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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