is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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