at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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